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I knew that


There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table there was two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small and one big. The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said," If it were me," I would have taken the smaller one first." So the other guy said," See! I knew that! That's why I took the big one."


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